Act Six
[Scene: Piper and Leo’s house. PHOEBE is peering over MELINDA’s shoulder as she writes on a notepad. She sees the words, “My brother don’t know the fun he’s missin’, So cut him some slack and lower his inhibitions.” PHOEBE stifles a snicker.]PHOEBE:
(whispering) Catchy.
MELINDA: I know, right?
CHRIS:
(annoyed) Can you please just rewrite the spell?
MELINDA: Okay Mr. Impatient!
(She crosses out “My brother” and writes “Chloe” above it, then changes the male pronouns to female pronouns. She holds up the spell.) Done!
PIPER: So, what exactly does this spell do? I mean, is it safe? It isn’t circumventing free will, is it?
MELINDA: Absolutely not!
(She gets up.) It just lowers the inhibitions of the person it’s cast upon so that they can fulfill what they want to do and what they weren’t letting themselves do before the spell was cast. In Chris’s case,
(CHRIS glares) it allowed him to ask Gem out because he already wanted to ask Gem out. In Chloe’s case, she wants to murder Jason, so it will allow her to attempt to murder him-
PHOEBE: What!
(MELINDA waves her hands.)MELINDA: Calm down. She won’t succeed, because we’ll be there to keep him from getting hurt, but Uncle D will also be there-
LEO: Uncle D?
MELINDA: Darryl. Uncle Darryl.
LEO: Oh…
MELINDA: Anyway, he’ll be there to catch the murder attempt and viola! He’ll arrest her and all will be right with the world.
PAIGE: So, what are you waiting for? Cast it!
MELINDA: Uh,
(she holds up her index finger) one problem…we need something of hers before I can cast it.
PRUE: Anything?
MELINDA: Preferably something biological, like a lock of hair, or something of personal importance. For example-
(CHRIS raises his finger.)CHRIS: Melinda!
MELINDA: I used the valentine Chris never sent to Gem.
(She presses her finger to her lips.) Uh…just know that whatever you take does have to be burned, though.
PIPER:
(shocked) You burned your brother’s valentine?
MELINDA: It was three weeks after Valentine’s Day!
(She shrugs.) It wasn’t like he was going to send it, so I thought I’d put it to good use anyway.
CHRIS:
(yelling) You have such a big mouth! Stop talking about the future!
MELINDA: It’s a story about your silly crush! It’s not going to have echoing effects on the future!
CHRIS: You don’t know that!
MELINDA: God, Chris, you are so paranoid…
(CHRIS throws out his hands furiously.)CHRIS: Just shut up for once in your life!
MELINDA: Don’t tell me to shut up!
CHRIS: I’ll tell you to shut up if I have to tell you to shut up, and if you’re going to go around blabbing about the future, I’m going tell you to shut up!
(PIPER shifts her eyes almost comically between her grown children.)MELINDA: You know what Chris,
(she throws up her hands as if to catch at ball) you shut up!
(CHRIS starts to shake his head, but his lips are stuck together. His eyes balloon and he starts to throw his hands up and down but only a low growl can be heard from the back of his throat. MELINDA snorts.)MELINDA: Oh don’t give me that,
(she turns away) I’m not in the mood to hear it.
(PIPER’s mouth drops open. She points.)
PIPER: What did you just do to him?
MELINDA:
(dismissively) Froze him.
PIPER:
(disbelievingly) Froze him?
(MELINDA nods her head slowly.)MELINDA: Well, froze his lips, technically.
(She eyes him.) I could freeze all of him if I wanted, though.
(PIPER blinks in disbelief.)PIPER: How?
MELINDA:
(sarcastically) Uh,
(she holds up her hands as if it’s the most obvious thing in the world) with these.
(She gives a cute shrug of her shoulders and simultaneous roll of her eyes.) But I can also activate my power through my eyes, too. It’s actually pretty cool!
(CHRIS hits MELINDA.) Ow! Would you stop hittin’ me?!
(She spins around and squints her eyes; CHRIS’s hands suddenly freeze in mid air. She grins and turns back to her mother, satisfied.) See? Cool, huh?
(PIPER gawks.)PRUE: But Piper’s powers never worked on us. How come yours works on Chris?
MELINDA: Oh!
(to PIPER) That’s what you meant!
(She laughs as she looks at her partially frozen twin brother.) That’s simple, really. Our powers don’t work on good witches, and although Chris may be good -
(sourly) and even that’s debatable - he still ain’t a witch…so
(she bobs her head back and forth) I can freeze him.
(PHOEBE motions her hand.)PHOEBE: Well, can you kindly unfreeze him so we can finish saving Jason?
MELINDA:
(whining) But he’s such a killjoy!
PIPER:
(warningly) Melinda.
(MELINDA winces.)MELINDA: Okay!
(She faces a face at her twin.) You don’t have to give me that tone.
(She lazily flicks her wrist and CHRIS’s lips and hands unfreeze. She looks at her mother.) Happy now?
(PIPER nods. MELINDA rolls her eyes.) Fabulous.
(to PHOEBE) Okay, I need that address.
PHOEBE: But we need you to make sure Jason’s safe at the conference.
MELINDA: But I know what I’m looking for as far as something for this spell. Besides, it shouldn’t take too long. I’ll just have Dad orb me over while you guys drive Jason to the conference and we’ll meet up there afterwards.
(pause) I can also freeze Chloe if she happens to be at home when we arrive.
(PHOEBE looks unsure.) Come on, don’t you trust me?
(CHRIS snorts.) Do you want me to freeze you again, Little Brother?
(CHRIS grits his teeth.) That’s what I thought.
(to PHOEBE) So?
PHOEBE: Fine.
(She reaches into her pocket and hands MELINDA the address.)MELINDA: Great.
(She starts to walk over to LEO.)PHOEBE: Uh, aren’t you forgetting something?
MELINDA: What?
(PHOEBE motions to her frozen innocent.) Oh.
(She laughs.) Right. (She waves her hand.) Back into position, everyone!
(They attempt to get back into the position they were in before MELINDA froze JASON.)PHOEBE: Was I here or there?
(PAIGE grabs PHOEBE.)PAIGE: That’s good enough.
(MELINDA unfreezes JASON.)MELINDA:
(to JASON) So, they’ll take you to that conference and
(to LEO) we’re going to go follow up on that Chloe lead.
(LEO scoots out of the kitchen. He briefly nods to JASON.)LEO: Nice meeting you.
JASON:
(oddly) Right.
[Time lapse. LEO is quietly snooping around the bedroom of what appears to be quaint summer home. MELINDA peeks in.]MELINDA: I didn’t really find anything useful in the living room or the bathroom.
(She walks over to her father.) What about you?
(LEO holds up a hairbrush.)LEO: It was on the vanity.
(MELINDA begins to pick a few strands of hair out.)MELINDA: I’m not sure if there’s enough in here to work with.
(She suddenly tilts her head to the side.) Do you hear that?
LEO: What?
MELINDA: Shh.
(They’re quiet and they begin to hear a low rhythmic murmur.) It sounds like…chanting.
(She turns around in a circle.) But where?
(She looks at LEO.) Can you sense anything?
(LEO closes his eyes. After a few moments, he walkers over to the bed and begins to push on it.)LEO: A little help?
MELINDA: Right.
(She helps him push the bed aside, revealing a carpet. She grabs the carpet and pushes it away, revealing a door in the floor.) Oh, now that’s original.
(She opens the door and waves her hand.) After you.
(LEO climbs in and MELINDA follows him.)[Cut to underneath the summer house. MELINDA gets to the bottom and steps off the ladder. The chanting is louder, but they still can’t make it out. LEO presses his arm protectively in front of MELINDA.]LEO:
(whispering) Stay behind me.
MELINDA:
(whispering) But I’m the one who can freeze.
LEO:
(whispering) But you’re not impervious to bodily harm.
MELINDA:
(whispering) What if there’s a darklighter with her?
LEO:
(whispering) Then you can freeze him on the surprise.
(MELINDA rolls her eyes, but follows behind her father nevertheless. As they walk, the passageway gets narrower and the chanting becomes louder. MELINDA gasps.) LEO: What?
MELINDA:
(whispering) She’s chanting a Latin curse!
(She pushes LEO along.) Hurry, we’ve got to stop her!
(They quicken their pace and eventually come to an opening where flickering lights are bouncing off the wall. MELINDA and LEO peek around the opening and see CHLOE, dressed in her black robes, kneeling before her pot as she chants. She raises her hand above the pot and presses an athame to her palm. MELINDA raises her hands and freezes CHLOE.) Gotcha!
(MELINDA walks up to CHLOE and moves in a circle around her. She leans in and sees the black potion. LEO walks over and also inspects the potion.)LEO: Wanna bet who this spell is for?
MELINDA: Revenge for two-hundred, Trebek?
LEO: And what’s more important to Chloe than revenge?
(MELINDA wags her finger and grins. She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a lighter and lights the black goo on fire.)MELINDA: “Chloe don’t know the fun she’s missin’,
So cut her some slack and lower her inhibitions!”
(The fire in the pot billows up and then promptly vanishes with a pop, leaving only smoke to willow from the bowl. MELINDA grabs LEO’s hand and pulls him to the corner of the room. She waves her hand and CHLOE unfreezes. CHLOE stops her chanting and instantly gets up and starts to turn around. MELINDA waves her hand again and CHLOE begins to move in slow motion. MELINDA tugs at LEO's arm, moving him out of CHLOE’s line of vision as CHLOE finally makes her full turn. MELINDA motions her hand once more and CHLOE resumes her full speed and walks out of the room without ever having noticed LEO or MELINDA.)LEO:
(whispering) What was that?
MELINDA:
(whispering) That was my other power, molecular deceleration. I can put things in slow motion. I don’t use it very often, but
(she shrugs) in cases like these, it can come in pretty handy.
(They hear CHLOE’s footsteps fade away.) Okay, let’s go.
(They orb out.)[Scene: Holmes Conference Hall. Back stage. A few people are prepping JASON, giving him notes and trying to put makeup on him. JASON keeps move away, trying to get away from them. PHOEBE walks up and holds back a smirk.]PHOEBE: Wow, so “conferences” are really just fashion shows for businessmen, who knew?
(JASON shoos away the prep people and manages a small laugh at PHOEBE’s joke. PHOEBE smiles.) PHOEBE: Hey, it’s nice to see you have a sense of humor.
(She grins.) I didn’t know multimillionaire businessmen had those either.
JASON: Yeah, well, you shouldn’t stereotype, you know?
(PHOEBE looks a little taken aback.)PHOEBE: Sorry…I guess I didn’t realize-
JASON: Now who’s the one who can’t take a joke?
(He smiles. PHOEBE manages a small laugh. There’s a brief silence.) So…everything’s ready for me to go out there?
(PHOEBE nods.)PHOEBE: We’re all set.
(She touches his shoulder.) You’re in safe hands.
JASON: I certainly hope so.
(They walk to the curtain. A person off to the side gives JASON a cue.)WOMAN’s VOICE: And now for our special guest tonight, please give a warm welcome to Mr. Jason Dean!
(JASON puts on a smile as he walks out on stage. PHOEBE peers out, watching him as he makes it to the podium and begins his speech.)[Cut to back of the auditorium. PAIGE is poised at the back of the room, keeping a lookout for CHLOE.]
[Cut to the front left of the stage. CHRIS is waiting, looking back and forth between the audience and JASON.]
[Cut to the exit doors. PIPER is standing with a stun potion in hand. She presses her hand to her ear.]PIPER:
(whispering) I haven’t seen any sign of her yet.
[Cut to the parking lot. DARRYL and PRUE are seated in an unmarked police car. PIPER’s voice is coming through DARRYL’s radio. PRUE picks up the radio.]PRUE: Copy that.
(DARRYL gives her an odd look.) Neither have we.
(She sets the radio down.) What? Isn’t that what you guys always say?
(DARRYL ignores the comment.)DARRYL: Are you sure this is going to work?
PRUE: The Twins seemed sure.
DARRYL: I’ve been meaning to ask you about that, you keep talking about the Twins making plans.
(He looks in his rearview mirror and sees BABY MELINDA and BABY CHRIS seated in their car seats in the back seat.) Are they some kind of Baby Geniuses or something? The Carrie and Sylvester of the magical world?
PRUE: No…they’re just from the future.
DARRYL: From the future? As in…time traveling future?
PRUE: Twenty-four years or so.
(DARRYL rubs his head.)DARRYL: Oh man, just when you’ve thought you’ve seen it all.
(pause) I don’t want to know, do I?
PRUE: Probably not.
DARRYL: Right.
(He turns his attention back to his lookout, trying not to think about the future Twins.)[Cut to Piper. LEO orbs in next to her. She jumps.]LEO: Chloe’s on her way. Are the reporters ready?
PIPER: All twenty-three of them.
LEO: Good,
(he closes his eyes) because she’s walking through the doors right now.
[Cut to the audience. MELINDA keeps looking over her shoulder as she only half listens to JASON’s speech. Suddenly, there’s a loud gunshot. MELINDA blinks her eyes and the room freezes. MELINDA stands up and slowly motions her hand around the room. A pinpoint of a slow moving object becomes visible as it glides through the air in slow motion - the bullet heading for JASON.]MELINDA: (yelling) Aunt Phoebe, now!
(The room unfreezes but the bullet remains in slow motion as a frenzy of noise fills the air while PHOEBE bounds across the stage and tackles JASON to the ground. MELINDA winks her eye and bullet resumes its normal speed and blasts across the remainder of the room, finally embedding itself in the curtain behind JASON and creating a large rip in the red fabric. Gasps spread across the room as media goes wild.)[Cut to Darryl and Prue. PRUE points to CHLOE as she comes running out of the building. DARRYL leaps out of his car and holds up his gun.]DARRYL: Stop or I’ll shoot!
(PRUE narrows her eyes, causing CHLOE to trip. CHLOE falls to the ground and DARRYL runs over and begins to cuff her as two other officers run up. From her passenger seat, PRUE turns around to the infant Twins and gives them a double thumbs up.)PRUE: A job well done, I’d say.
[Time lapse. PRUE, PAIGE, and CHRIS are standing in the alley behind the Holmes Conference Hall. PAIGE has her nose plugged.]PAIGE: Is this really necessary? We’ve already taken care of Chloe and the Book did say that these guys aren’t capable of their own original thoughts.
CHRIS: Do you really want to take any chances?
PRUE: Chris is right, we shouldn’t leave any loose ends, just in case.
CHRIS: Thank you.
(PAIGE holds up a spell.)PRUE & PAIGE: “Executioner who wields thy deadly axe,
We summon you to pay for your unruly acts!”
(A thundering sound is heard, followed by a bright strike of lightning that makes PAIGE lean back. EXECUTIONER DEMON #3 appears before the two Charmed Ones and CHRIS. All at once they throw their valerian potions at the demon’s feet and he explodes with an echoing howl.)PAIGE:
(to CHRIS) Good enough for you?
CHRIS: Great.
PAIGE: Super,
(she grabs PRUE’s hand) we’ll see you later.
(They orb out. After a moment, so does CHRIS.)[Scene: Manor. Phoebe’s bedroom. MELINDA is sitting at PHOEBE’s vanity, brushing her hair as she watches her reflection as well as PHOEBE’s reflection in the mirror. From the mirror, MELINDA can see PHOEBE going over more want ads.]MELINDA: You know, I don’t think you’re going to find what you want in there.
(PHOEBE looks up curiously.)PHOEBE: Why not?
(MELINDA turns around.)MELINDA: Witch’s intuition?
PHOEBE: Or future knowledge?
(MELINDA just smiles at her aunt.)[Cut to the entry way. There’s a knocking at the front door. For several moments there’s no response, then another knock sounds, but this time it’s louder and more incessant, followed by another. Footsteps sound from the living room.]PAIGE’s VOICE: I’m coming, geeze!
(She walks in.) Doesn’t anyone have any patience these days?
(PAIGE walks over to the front door and opens it, revealing PIPER standing on the porch holding BABY MELINDA in her baby carrier.) Piper!
PIPER: About time.
(She walks in. PAIGE tilts her head as she shuts the door.)PAIGE: What are you doing here?
PIPER: Can’t your sister stop by?
PAIGE: Yeah…I just wasn’t expecting you.
PIPER: I actually came to talk to Prue.
(She looks around.) Where is she?
PAIGE: Uh,
(she points) in the sunroom.
(She fiddles with the spell in her hands.) Where’s Leo?
PIPER: Getting Chris out of the car…Baby Chris, that is.
(PAIGE starts to follow PIPER to the sunroom.) Um, Paige, do you think you could give me a few minutes alone with Prue?
(PAIGE looks a little surprised.) Don’t take that the wrong way or anything…I just kind of wanted to talk to her about something…mom to mom so to speak?
PAIGE: Oh, uh, yeah
(she waves) go right ahead.
(She shrugs.) I’ve got things to do anyway.
(PAIGE watches PIPER head into the sunroom until she’s distracted by the sound of LEO coming in with BABY CHRIS. She heads towards the door.) PAIGE: Oh, let me shut that for you.
[Cut to the sunroom. PIPER lays BABY MELINDA down in the playpen. PRUE is staring out the windows, watching as the sun is beginning to sink down in the sky, casting yellow and orange swirls in the sky.]PRUE: What’s wrong?
PIPER: What do you mean?
PRUE: You’ve got a nervous shuffle in your step.
(She turns around.) What’s up?
(PIPER heaves a small sigh as she looks out the window.)PIPER: I just kind of wanted to talk to you about something…
(PRUE stares at her sister expectantly.) It’s about Chris and Melinda…the adults, I mean.
(She looks at PRUE.) I can’t stop thinking about what they said a few days ago, about the future.
PRUE: About it being destroyed?
PIPER: Yeah.
(She clasps her hands.) What bothers me the most is what they said about un-destined events…what do you think that means?
(PRUE shakes her head. PIPER sighs.) I hope I haven’t helped to promote whatever happened there.
(PRUE wraps her arm around PIPER’s shoulder.)PRUE: Don’t be silly, how could you - of all people - have possibly helped to destroy the future?
(She squeezes PIPER’s shoulders, but PIPER tears her gaze away from PRUE’s blue eyes and returns them to the sunset outside.)